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Denmark x Reader – Animals

Based off the song Animals by Nickelback! I love Denmark and I felt there needs to be more Reader Inserts with him XD Also, I know the song is about 'something' but I tried to avoid lemons, so its just PG 13 cuz there are some light swearing and make outs.

And yes, to avoid anything too mature I did skip parts of the song.

Enjoy~ ^^

I, I'm driving black on black, just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight

I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing

You were just inside your room getting ready for a fun night out with your boyfriend, Mathias. You two weren't the kind of couple that liked long walks on the beach or sappy movie nights together, but you were wild and your relationship was fun, a long lasting one at that. In other words, you were a couple of badasses. Recently, Mathias got his license back, after having it suspended for driving into a police car (woops!) and this is the date where you get to make up for the lost car time, going for a ride together.

Of course, to ensure a fun date you dressed in clothes you found very badass. A black leather skirt, it wasn't too short nor too long, along with a white quarter sleeve tight shirt with rips on the shoulders and a black paint splatters all over it. Your hair was let loose and wild and no makeup to cover your beautiful face other than a thin coat of lip gloss the flavor of cherry. You've been working on your figure and that outfit made you look amazing, so of course Mathias would be pleased.

While you admired your hot punkish look in the mirror your phone rang, looking at the caller ID it was no other then the King of Northern Europe (as Mat called himself).

"Hey Mathias!" you answer brightly

"Hey min søde djævel [1]! Ready?" he asked with that amazing Danish accent of his. You loved it when he spoke light Danish to you so he tended to do it more often.

"Ready, I'll be out in a minute" you say, hanging up and running downstairs. Your parents weren't big fans of your bad boy boyfriend so you sneaked past them and through the front door like the little slick spy you were when it came to things like this. As soon as you get out you see Mathias in his black car with red here and there, the passenger's seat door was open and he motioned 'come on!' with his hand, looking at you from the driver's seat.

You quickly run up to his ride and jump in, before you had a chance to close the door he started to drive off, giving you the signal of closing your door.

"You didn't tell your parents, right?" he asked, considering it was 10 pm and your original plan was to sneak out for the fun of it.

"No way! She'd be pissed" you laugh. He was dressed in dark ripped jeans with a chain and a red to shirt in pattern of the Danish flag, but the sleeves had rips at the bottoms which made him look even better, showing off his biceps.

Screamin' no!
We're never gonna quit, ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go 'cause everybody knows
We're just a couple animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

Your life became more fun and rad ever since you started dating, and oh how you loved that. You started as a boring girl until he spun you around into an Animal, you now loved action, danger and sneaking out to be with him. You thought it didn't matter what other people thought, unless it was that you were a totally hot badass couple, but nobody could change you, not your friends nor parents, and same went for Mathias, you were eachothers motivation and acted forever young.

We were parked out by the tracks, we're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy when she whispered, "What was that?"
The wind, I think, 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin', "That's my dad outside the car!"

Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing


You soon parked by the tracks, the dark night surrounding the car. You moved onto the back seat, with the radio on playing your favorite song, Animals by Nickelback. You cuddled up to Mathias and ended up making your way to sitting on his lap, playing with his gravity defying hair.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"Touching your hair" you giggle, "What shampoo do you use?" you laugh again because his hair was all natural, no products or gel in it and every time you touched it, it just bounced back to the original shape. He laughs and leans in for a kiss but you interrupt him by putting your index finger infront of his face.

"Not until you tell me your shampoo" you laugh again

"It's Danish" he says and kisses you, this time quick enough so you wouldn't interrupt him, but duh you gotta give in because he was one hell of a kisser. Just as you began with your fun little kissing session, you heard a rustle outside.

"Um… Mat, what was that?" you whisper to him pausing for a while

"The wind? Who else could it be…?" he whispers back. Both of you paused, and even if it was someone you thanked all the customizations Mathias got on his car, including the tinting he had done on his windows so people couldn't see inside. A male figure, oddly familiar, walked up to the car and crossed his arms, then it hit you like a truck.

"MATHIAS THAT'S MY DAD!" you squeal, clutching onto the collar of his shirt in panic.

"Crap! Stay here!" he says, getting up and hopping into the driver's seat again, only to whisper "Uh oh…"

"Uh oh!? WHAT UH OH!?" you whisper-yell to him.

"The keys! I can't find the keys!" he yells back looking around the seat "They probably fell out of the ignition when I climbed into the back seat the 1st time!" he says with a face palm.

You bit your lip when you heard a knock on the window. Your dad, cross armed, knocked on the window of the back seat where you sat 'oh shit…'. You lowered it and a guilty smile spread across your face "Hey dad…" being returned with a firm glare, and a quick one for Mathias too which made him sink in his seat.

"________, home. Now." He said firmly. You sighed and glanced at Mathias, who smiled guilty at your dad as well.

~Time Skip~

Long story short, your dad had Mathias drive you home and followed the car with his own. When you dad walked you into the house, he looked back at your boyfriend, giving him a 'i-got-my-eye-on-you' gesture, making Mathias raise his hands in a defensive gesture in reply. You ran up to your room and avoided 'the rant' from your parents by locking yourself in your room. You made your way to your phone and dialed Mathias' number.

"Ja?" he answered.

"Hey! Sorry about that" you laugh, running your hand through your hair

"Its ok, He is a dad after all"

"Same thing next Friday?"

"Oh hell yes! Love you Mathie!"

Mathias laughed "elsker også dig [2], ________"

So come on baby, get in
(We're just a couple animals)
Get in, just get in
(Ain't nothing wrong with it)
Check out the trouble we're in
(We're just a couple animals)
Get in, just get in
LISTEN TO Animals by Nickelback [link] WHILE READING! 8D

[1] søde djævel = Cute Devil
[2] elsker også dig = Love you too
((i used google translate so sorry if its wrong OTL))

OHMYGOSH yay i finally finished this! I was meaning to for a while now ^.^

Denmark, by far, is my favorite Nordic. Hes so epic! :icondenmarkplz: And his hair! WOO HIS HAIR! So i decided to write something up.

I'll get around to requests soon... i hope. lol//shot//

but i hope you enjoyed it~

story © mine
Denmark © himaruya
Song and lyrics © nickelback
You belong to The King Of Northern Europe~ ;D
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spookbaby Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not danish, but I think "Elsker dig også" fits better than "Elsker også dig".. Atleast, it makes a lot more sense in norwegian, that way xDD
DreamsSurroundsUs Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great !
MadameDezzyB Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
Hahah! Too great!
DarkAngelicNightmare Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist

I love that song! Very funny!
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